jamesfactscalvin:

ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

How can you know something you were never taught about?

There’s a beautiful invention of the modern age designed for people just like yourself. It’s called google.

Off to nap time for me

Your work stories are literally my favorite thing ever. xD haha!

kidofmischief:

omg bless haha, im glad some people dont mind me talking about work so much hhh

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saskha:

L-Doll 5 by nanasscrap on Flickr.

saskha:

L-Doll 5 by nanasscrap on Flickr.

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

banakiri:

So the other day I was laying in bed thinking, “I bet Mako would be the kind of person to love plants but keep only one and take super good care of it.” Then I dont know what happened and I started to imagine a little Haru growing from the plant…yeah, this is some weird au…

Today is Racist Fuckery (10.20.14): At yesterday’s protest outside the St Louis Rams game, racist fans got rowdy and physical. Who got arrested? Two of the protesters, of course. Mike Brown means we have to fight back. #staywoke

fairygodblogger:

this photo makes me very happy

fairygodblogger:

this photo makes me very happy

jcoleknowsbest:

jewlesthemagnificent:

Okay, this guy is my new favorite person.

SING THEM INTERVALS… Yes… I love this…